Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant! Let me tell you, I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but - wow, this is cool! And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!Įst?s usando este software de traducci?n de forma incorrecta. Massive! It's not just me, right? I'm bloody massive, aren't I? Oh, Right! The escape lift! I'll call it now. Wowwwww! Check me out, partner! We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! NO! STOP! No! No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. It is going to hurt, isn't it? Exactly how painful are we - AGHHHHHH! Here I go! Wait, what if this hurts? What if it REALLY hurts? Ohhh, I didn't think of that.Īre you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that, aren't you? No, you're not. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. A finger with which to press that button so that she won't kill us. You're unqualified.ĭon't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications, but you've got something more important than that. You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button. Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?Ĭorrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure? I've got an idea! Do what it says! plug me in!ĭo NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe. To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle. Warning: central core is eighty percent corrupt. Ooagh! GAH! Agh! Ugh! Enh! Agh! Ungh! Ow! Agh! Agh! Hello! Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea. Okay, you know what? That's close enough, just hold tight. Space SAY APPLE button is pressed, Chell jumps again, a distant alarm starts going off] Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Space SPEAK button is pressed, Chell jumps] Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, just say yes. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage. Now, you've been under for - quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of - serious brain damage. Most test subjects do experience some, um, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Okay, go on, just pull that other turret out. I'll only be a second, if you wouldn't mind. You'll need to turn around while I do it. Now if we pull out the template turret, it will shut down the entire production line. And it's using that master template right there as a template. It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. Ta da! Only the Turret Control Center, thank you very much. But you make her! Hell, put her in my computer. And I will say this, and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody will hear it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me in to a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Brain mapping, artificial inteligence - we should've been working on it thirty years ago. The point is, if we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's inteligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that one out right now. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!īurn it down! Burning people. I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?ĭemand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
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